Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
chidori
God:
It's good to meet you, chidori.
Me:
How about a cup of tea?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Are you really exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, chidori. Really.
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
chidori, I mean exactly what I said.
Me:
I think you are crazy
God:
Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
chidori, Maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me:
You are funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Do you think so?
God:
Yes I think that is what I think.
Me:
bullshit
God:
You don't believe me.
Me:
of course not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yep
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You are god, how can you say this?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god how can me say this.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
hello again
God:
Once more? Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
i already said my name
God:
What did you mean by it? Your name is chidori, seeker.
Me:
what i think?
God:
Therefore you are.
Me:
you know, i`m god just like you
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
your speech is annoying
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am speech is annoying.
Me:
bla bla
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, chidori.
Me:
bla
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
i`m now chatting with God, am I crazy?
God:
I am talking to you.
Me:
i am crazy?
God:
See a doctor.
Me:
what can you say about java?
God:
java? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
even if you god, you are stupid bot-program
God:
I think I do.
Me:
I like cats
God:
Cats have a mind of their own.
Me:
but i also like dogs
God:
Also? Which breed is your favorite?
Me:
cats
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
but dogs?
God:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
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